Football? Hmmm

I ain't no fan of soccer usually, but for some reason or other, I stayed up to watch Manchester United take on Middlesborough tonight... and after the game, I only have three things to say:

1) Christiano Ronaldo deserves an Oscar.

2) Wayne Rooney is over-hyped.

3) I've fallen in love with Charlotte (Charlie) Webster.

To all my bosses who have spent the last month pestering non-stop about what kind of girl I like, go watch football... LOL...